Singing Salamigram

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Have you been looking for that “special something” to give that “special someone” this Valentines Day? Did you know that at least half the guys in the world are planning to give their girl flowers on February 14th? The other half? They are giving chocolate.

Do you want to be like every other guy? No, I didn’t think so.

YOU are NOT like every other guy, and YOU want to impress your favorite Gal with a unique gift this Valentines Day. Right?

Then why not give the little lady a thick juicy salami this Valentines Day? This is a gift she will never forget, ever. Believe me. Long after she has forgotten who you are, she will still remember the time some guy gave her a salami for Valentines Day, guaranteed. So why not go all the way this Valentines Day? Give her the whole shebang, give her the Singing Salamigram.

For those of you on a budget who cannot afford the $75, you can still make a lasting impression with the Salami Bouquet carry-out for only $50. And we all know that nothing says “I love you” quite like carry-out.

And… even if you are a loser on a more modest budget, unemployed, and still living in your parent’s basement, you can still go with just a single Long Stem Salami (on a stick). After all, Valentines Day only comes once a year.

Make this a Valentines Day to remember she’ll never forget.

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3 responses »

  1. Oh I don’t know about the singing salamigram. I’m still a little torn over the vacumn cleaner I received for Valentine’s Day one year. My thought is I might feel the same way over the salamigram. I like chocolate and flowers but really diamonds are the most romantic. Just my opinion.

    • I’m on too tight of a budget for Diamonds, and I couldn’t work up the courage to give the gift of salami (or a vacuum cleaner). I wisely settled on flowers for my Valentine this year.

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